Children are like fingers. No matter which finger you bite, it hurts. — Choi Woo-shik Copy Share Image
Blot out, correct, insert, refine, enlarge, diminish, interline. Be mindful, when invention fails. To scratch your head and bite your nails. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
... in the future a typical factory will host three workers: a man, a computer and a dog. The computer will do… — Todd G. Buchholz Copy Share Image
Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I always think before an important shot: What is the worst that can happen on this shot? I can whiff it, shank… — Cary Middlecoff Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Why is the world round? Why do the suckas bite? Why do the freaks come out at night? Why they paint Jesus… — Lee Majors Copy Share Image
You seeyou can beat a dog and it's going to do one of two things..it's gonna roll over and die or it's… — Mike Katz Copy Share Image
I was logging 15-hour days, sampling food every minute. I had access to these amazing dishes, and it was easy to lose… — Adam Richman Copy Share Image
It may be quite true that some negroes are better than some white men; but no rational man, cognisant of the facts,… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
I can't pretend that I did one really awful thing - I took a bite out of the apple but now I'm… — John Edgar Wideman Copy Share Image
It is the man that has nothing to lose or is willing to lose everything to beat you that I am afraid… — Bruce Lee Copy Share Image
The food that memory gives to eat is bitter to the taste, and it is only with the teeth of hope that… — H. Rider Haggard Copy Share Image
Broadcasters or politicians or writers who think that they are respecting Struggle Street, the battlers, by dumbing things down into one-line sound… — Malcolm Turnbull Copy Share Image
Never upstage a man. Don't top his joke, even if you have to bite your tongue to keep from doing it. Never… — Arlene Dahl Copy Share Image
A Georgia peach, a real Georgia peach, a backyard great-grandmother's orchard peach, is as thickly furred as a sweater, and so fluent… — Melissa Fay Greene Copy Share Image
