Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I drop styles on ears...the public bite 'em. Not many went to school, so the dummies wouldn't write 'em. They say, "Yo… — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
If the lion didn't bite the tamer every once in a while, it wouldn't be exciting. — Darrell Waltrip Copy Share Image
TZETZE (or TSETSE) FLY, n. An African insect ("Glossina morsitans") whose bite is commonly regarded as nature's most efficacious remedy for insomnia,… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The dog which remembers only to bark and not to bite, and is led through the streets as a lady's pet, is… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
The world we inhabit is abundant beyond our wildest imagination. There are trees, dreams, sunrises; there are thunderstorms, shadows, rivers; there are… — Paul Feyerabend Copy Share Image
The measure of an enthusiasm must be taken between interesting events. It is between bites that the lukewarm angler loses heart. — Edwin Way Teale Copy Share Image
You got to get away from words if you want to understand any animal. It thinks in pictures, it thinks in smells,… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
Every expression of desired friendship has potential bite. Every smile reveals the teeth. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
People who pray stand receptive before the world. They no longer grab but caress, they no longer bite but kiss, they no… — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death? — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
The battles, the fights, the bruises, the bites. That's the way true love grows. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
The art world is now a slave of mass culture. We have a sound-bite culture and so we have sound-bite art. You… — Matthew Collings Copy Share Image
In my dreams I gorge on chocolates, I roll in chocolates, and their texture is not brittle but soft as flesh, like… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
I think the daily challenge for a lot of beat reporters is, how do you get past the regurgitated sound bites of… — Sarah Stillman Copy Share Image
I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap?… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
Then the actual count comes in and not only does that not happen, [Donald] Trump wins, Hillary [Clinton] loses, they don't get… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Atrocities are now shown in 30-second bites. Hardcore artistic horror is an expression of hating your neighbour. The gruesome imagination feeds on… — Calvin Seerveld Copy Share Image
Well I think comedy everywhere has lost a bit of its bite. In Canada, I can't argue with the quality, but it… — Scott Thompson Copy Share Image
The urge to pass new laws must be seen as an illness, not much different from the urge to bite old women.… — Auberon Waugh Copy Share Image
What was this big sound bite, though, at the time? It was, "Will Donald Trump and his supporters accept the election results."… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
They can bite, but cannot be us, They can come and pick up little slang but cannot see us, You ought to… — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image