“Liam's hash brown casserole can only be described as so over-the-top ridiculous I fear Paula Deen is sitting somewhere cackling about it.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
I thoroughly enjoy my children's birthdays, despite the fact their parties are an apocalyptic mix of hall-booking, Nerf-gun-hiring, refreshment-organising and talking to… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
“Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal, doesn't mean you can't be immature indefinitely.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think this year I am going to ask for a bouncy house on the dance floor. At my age, the bouncy… — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
On my 7th birthday, in 1970, I left India and came to America: to this land of incredible opportunity. — Shiva Ayyadurai Copy Share Image
You are a gift to the world. How is that for a reverse birthday wish. Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Birthday be filled with so many laughs that I can hear them through all the distance between us. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
03032014... You have grown so much since the day I first held you in my arms... and now, on your 1st birthday… — Me Copy Share Image
On your Birthday, my dear sister, I wish I can go back in time and slap myself every time I hurt you.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Live not one's life as though one had a thousand years, but live each day as the last. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No regrets, just love. We can dance until we die. You and I, we'll be young forever! — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
