I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We Kapoors are very family-minded people. For us only family is important and we make it a point to attend each other's… — Randhir Kapoor Copy Share Image
Shout out to all the people born in 1928 celebrating their 21st birthday! Happy Leap Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
A wonderful life is waiting for you. A life full of happiness, success and potential! You truly deserve the best. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I meant it,” he says. “You meant what?” “What I said in your apartment.” “You did?” He nods. We drop our cloths… — Ryan Winfield Copy Share Image
I just wanted to take a moment and say 'Thank You' to everyone for all of the birthday wishes. It means a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was… — Amanda Marshall Copy Share Image
“Christmas is holy celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. And God’s great love is the divinity of birth: the spirit of… — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
Let's see Magic Mike for your birthday unless you'd rather objectify men in person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your special day I just want you to know that you are always remembered by me in a very special way.… — Alisha Copy Share Image
Facebook lets me be lazy the way a man in a stereotypical 1950s office can be lazy. Facebook is the digital equivalent… — Sarah Jeong Copy Share Image
On your Birthday today, give other people happiness, and you will get the double of it, give other people warmth and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you for being a part of my special day and making it even more special. I am so fortunate to have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind. — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was a rave kid trapped inside a singer/songwriter's body. But I kind of figured my way out… — Charli XCX Copy Share Image
Before we get started, let's all say 'Happy Birthday' to Elvis Presley today. — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
MAY BABY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves att — Luna Copy Share Image
“The past you lost is just like a dream. As you woke up new life starts. So, your actual birthday will be… — A.G Sorachi Copy Share Image
I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thirty, thirty-five, forty, all had come to visit her like admonitory relatives, and all had slipped away without a trace, without a… — Evan S. Connell Copy Share Image
Happy birthday," he sighed, and leaned down to touch his lips to mine. I reached up on my toes to make the… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Sam and Charlotte Sam and Charlotte were born at the exact same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays. How could… — Puzzleland Copy Share Image
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
Yesterday I wrote the majority of a song called 'Burn the Nightclub Down' which was about kind of driving into Cleveland full… — Rhett Miller Copy Share Image
They decided as part of my 75th birthday celebrations that I would be entitled to fly first class. I'll be honest, I'm… — Chuck Feeney Copy Share Image
Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The highs of having a big family were that there was always someone to play with and you get loads of birthday… — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
Don't believe all pictures. People are gonna come up with stuff to say because it sells! I had such a great birthday… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One. — Margaret Jones Copy Share Image
