I'll wish you a happy birthday a day early since it's likely I won't think about you two days in a row. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MAY BABY Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves att — Luna Copy Share Image
Thank God people dont age as fast as other creatures, because otherwise youd be gone by now. Im just kidding. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You, my friend, alone are equal to a hundred of such friends. Happy Birthday to you. — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. — Yigal Azrouel Copy Share Image
Happy birthday and make sure to remind me how old you're pretending to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides Copy Share Image
I spent my 21st birthday chatting with my online friends because my husband had little interest in celebrating with me, and there… — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
November is Hip-Hop History Month, where we give celebration to what hip hop has done to bring together people of the world,… — Afrika Bambaataa Copy Share Image
I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two… — Lily James Copy Share Image
“It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
I think travelling teaches you that there is a change which is constant and you have to develop an adaptive nature to… — Neeti Mohan Copy Share Image
I like how on my birthday I get presents and money, I get paid for being born, I get paid for living… — Priyanka Copy Share Image
Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't… — Jeff Kent Copy Share Image
“I am a social outcast, shunned by society. Nobody ever invites me to parties. My own birthday avoids me, and only comes… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm so sorry I missed your birthday, I hope that you had a wonderful day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. — Gloria Stuart Copy Share Image
At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday to all the birthdays out there. Hopefully you all get boobs or something. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
May today be a happy memory, tomorrow a bright new promise. Happy Birthday — Rob Jackson Copy Share Image
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Yeah but then you spent Pheobe's entire birthday party, talking to my breasts so then I figured mabye not. — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to the world filled with fun and occupied with adults. May all your dreams and fantasies come true. Happy 18th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
my youth, one time, that time I knew even through the nothingness, it was a celebration of something not to do but… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“This was about as much fun as a surprise birthday party, which Hunter ranked alongside boats that sank.’ (Hunter)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass slippers, and I actually got to ride in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's your 21'st birthday, now you can do all the things you were already doing, but weren't supposed to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My birthday is in November, so I think I'm a Scorpio? I'm not even sure! — Ryan Hurd Copy Share Image
The spirit of celebration and togetherness is a great source of inspiration. — Nandita Mahtani Copy Share Image
I was in kidney failure. I ended up having a kidney transplant on my 21st birthday. — Amy Purdy Copy Share Image
If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I consider the decision of my colleagues and friends to be the best birthday present. — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP NEXT WEEK AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... YAAAAA I AM SO… — Courtney Tucker Copy Share Image
“It’s nice to know someone thinks of you as a person, not an opportunity.” — Chelsea Sedoti Copy Share Image
Dang it, I did it again. My mama's birthday was yesterday...Love you Ma! — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
