“Thanks to Colin and Becky, my birthday song sounded a lot like a hyena getting fed through a wood chipper. I was… — Steven Whibley Copy Share Image
Hope your birthday, from morning to night is special for you, wonderful and bright. — Susan Smith Copy Share Image
Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
I spend my birthday at home close to the people who matter to me. That's the way I like it. — Simi Garewal Copy Share Image
“Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's… — corrine jackson Copy Share Image
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear... But yours gives most; for mine… — Martial Copy Share Image
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
I suppose it's possible that the Sundance Kid didn't like to make much of his birthdays — they may have struck him… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“Celebration heartily done makes our deprivations and sorrows seem small, and we find in it great strength to do the will of… — Richard J. Foster Copy Share Image
I often imagine what it would be like if my father were still here to mark his 100th birthday, if Alzheimer's hadn't… — Patti Davis Copy Share Image
10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Sabbath is the celebration of life beyond and outside productivity. — Walter Brueggemann Copy Share Image
I lived for 15 years in Los Angeles, and I still can't believe that the handsomest man in the world, Cary Grant,… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
May the peace, beauty and grace of natures be yours throughout the coming year. Wish you a super duper 65th Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. October Dreams: A… — Paula Curan Copy Share Image
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the… — Otis Blackwell Copy Share Image
“Coincidences undeniably imply meaning. I am rereading Hart Crane. I notice the date On which he stepped off that boat Was April… — David Markson Copy Share Image
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
