No sorrows to depress you, only shadows to surround you, God himself to bless you. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“send myself birthday cards every year, but it was the first time I’d done flowers.” — K.L. Slater Copy Share Image
“Weekends, End of the month, your birthday and Valentines day will remind you how single and how lonely you are.” — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, if it wasn’t your birthday and I wasn’t so madly in love with you-” his voice trailed off…” — Gretchen de la O Copy Share Image
At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS It probably lasts longer, plus it moves… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remember that I forgot your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you a happy birthday, a nice life, full of joy, and I desire you continue in your mission of being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When everyone else put me down, you stood by me and believed in my dreams. You are the reason why I am… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have… — Gabriel Byrne Copy Share Image
Excellent anthology... a celebration of our goodness and our potential for growth. The sense of celebration is stretched by the beautiful photographs. — Joseph C Zinker Copy Share Image
On this special day of yours, make a promise to me that you will always remain young at heart, have a fresh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe that you are really 65 years old. Things are really different these days. 65 is definitely not as ancient… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are… — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Copy Share Image
“Oh, your birthday! What a day that would be. I would make you a cake and decorate the house with banners, before… — Amanda Prowse Copy Share Image
If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
I think football saves many people. It can give you a life of luxury, but people don't see all the effort that… — Alexis Sanchez Copy Share Image
In this family, we always celebrate each other's birthdays. I don't care if you're four or fourteen or forty and scattered around… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Not one day in anyone’s life is an uneventful day, no day without profound meaning, no matter how dull and boring it… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
No matter where you are right now, no matter far along you are on your own path, don't wait to "have it… — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
“Happy Birthday to my first born(umafungashe wam). No words can fully describe the way I felt when I heard your first cry.… — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
For instance, I never complained that my birthday was overlooked; people were even surprised, with a touch of admiration, by my discretion… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Happy birthday casey saw these and thought of you..you know aka kitty and shit — Alec Copy Share Image
I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Copy Share Image
May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Balloons are SO weird... Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthday, in fact. That’s how they knew I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You are as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fears; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. — Samuel Ullman Copy Share Image
I may not be celebrating your special day with you but I want you to know that I am thinking of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could never forget your birthday because of pre-programmed email reminders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it. — Vera Lynn Copy Share Image
Every passing year brings in an experience and a hope for tomorrow. May you have them both. Happy 60th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ooh Its not even her birthday, her birthday. But I wanna lick the icing off, the icing off. — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
Life, a good life, a great life is about "Why not?" May we never forget it. — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
I'm a humungous Browns fan. My 30th birthday was actually at the Browns' stadium. — Johnny Gargano Copy Share Image
