When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we… — Joy Browne Copy Share Image
An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“I was going to put what birthday it was on the sign," he said, "but Jace said that after twenty, you're just… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The weird thing about having your birthday on a school day is that by the time you get to be ten, or… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
My heart felt wishes and blessings are coming your way on the wonderful occasion of your birthday. I will pray that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've got to be a role model to the younger generation who look up to you, but it's always good to have… — Jesse Lingard Copy Share Image
“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
Yay it's my birthday and happy birthday to everyone else if its your birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. — Mark McGrath Copy Share Image
If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
May this birthday of yours bring you good luck and fortune. But even more than that, may it bring you oodles of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Another birthday? Why it seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Is there plenty of celebration in your life? How about your spiritual life? Is it an exercise in following rules and practices?… — Steve Goodier Copy Share Image
Birthday is a special annual event for everyone. So make this special day even more special by sending birthday greeting cards, animated… — Albertdavid Copy Share Image
May this birthday bring you good luck and fortune. May it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Have an amazing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am travelling from my birthday,” he resumed, “because it has always been a dreary day to me. My first free birthday… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I send across my best wishes to one of the best persons I know, who is like a best friend to me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are 14% more likely to die on your birthday than any other day. 51” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
It's my birthday today. I'm not 17 anymore. The 17 Janis Ian sang about where one learns the truth. But what she… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
