Birthday Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Happy birthday to someone I feel incredibly close to when I'm intoxicated.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Happy birthday
Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other's birthdays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to drink tonight anyway but I'm happier it's because we're celebrating your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday. — Superman Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A warm and pleasant birthday to the brightest and the funniest person I have ever known. You can lighten up a room with just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm in the pleasant position announcing you that you are able to drink and gamble from now on. Happy 21st Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much… — LilBear Copy Share Image
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
