“In retrospect this had been my omen, my message, the early snowfall, the birthday present no one else could give me.” — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“The math was irrefutable: The one winning strategy was concealment. Only fools revealed their birthdays.” — Peter Watts Copy Share Image
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
“I clear my throat. "You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And...I want to be the guy who takes you… — Becca Ann Copy Share Image
17+1=18.That means you are no longer a kid. You are a young adult. Happy 18th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your Birthday, all I want to tell you is that you should be regret-free and disease-free! Wishing you a Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White's seven dwarfs,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
True Friends are the bacon bits In the salad bowl of life. How true I read that and straight away, My thoughts… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Greetings for Birthday There is no wish better than the 1 coming from the heart,Wish I could personally bring U flowers full… — Reynold Copy Share Image
From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the… — Bobby Sherman Copy Share Image
ALWAYS REMEMBER - YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BIRTHDAY ! ALL OF THE OTHER ONES ARE ANNIVERSARIES , AND THAT YOU ARE NOT… — George Kincses Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have sex. Birthday, you can do all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends Birthday Wishes On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy Birthday.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a long way since then—nearly 30 years,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it's the Tuesday that's tough that really counts. Sometimes she just… — BJ the Chicago Kid Copy Share Image
As I hope For quiet days, fair issue, and long life, With such love as 'tis now, the murkiest den, The most… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I joined the army on my seventeenth birthday, full of the romance of war after having read a lot of World War… — Walter Dean Myers Copy Share Image
It has to do a lot more than just twerking. It's feel good music; it makes people have a good time. It… — Big Freedia Copy Share Image
We might sometimes reflect and recall that the purpose of all our science, technology, industry, manufacturing, commerce, and finance is celebration, planetary… — Thomas Berry Copy Share Image
It was also incredibly serendipitous that I would later learn I shared a birthday with Whoop [Goldberg ]. I went on to… — Aisha Hinds Copy Share Image
The secret of growing younger is counting blessings, not birthdays. — Barbara Johnson Copy Share Image