Bills Quotes · Page 9

That Bill Clinton. He probably doesn't know how to log on to the Internet.

— Rush Limbaugh

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

— Mike Epps

It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones.

— Calvin Coolidge

We need to have Bill Cosby month in Philadelphia.

— Chaka Fattah

Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce.

— Bernard Goldberg

The President scores much better than Bill Clinton.

— Dan Quayle

Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.

— Jon Jones

We can get this done! Take a vote, and send me that bill.

— Barack Obama

Carolyn Maloney has been a consistent fighter for Afghan women but also for International Family Planning Bills.

— Eleanor Smeal

Families across America are feeling the pinch as they watch debts mount, bills pile up and savings disappear.

— Barack Obama

The bill that was about jobs, jobs, jobs has turned into a bill that's about spending, spending, spending.

— John Boehner

Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried.

— Robert Torricelli

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.

— Groucho Marx

My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was…

— Robbie Williams

Early in my term I will also be requesting that all NATO nations promptly pay their bills, which many are not now…

— Donald Trump

I think that a lot of the money - these big bills - is used to facilitate tax evasion and crime.

— Kenneth Rogoff

The Cap and Trade Bill HR 2454 was voted on last Friday. Proponents claim this bill will help the environment, but what…

— Ron Paul

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has been positioning himself to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. Hillary once developed a…

— Jimmy Fallon

I love you,” Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t. “That’s…

— Charlaine Harris

I don't even care what Bill Bryson writes about because he will make it interesting. I love "A Walk in the Woods,"…

— Dave Barry

Every time the liberals pass a bill - I don't care what it involves - they stick criminal sanctions on it. They…

— Pat Robertson

We... joked a little about presidential portraits. He [Bill Clinton] told me that he and Harrison Ford had been joking recently about…

— Nelson Shanks

The most brutal form of domestic violence is the violence against unborn children, and this particular bill would prohibit abortions after the…

— Joseph Fischer

I'm a sexual assault survivor. I have long felt like Bill Cosby needed to be held accountable. But I keep wondering if…

— Melissa Harris-Perry

I see around 100 shows a month, going from Niketown-size palaces where you feel like yelling, to storefronts in Bushwick. Each has…

— Jerry Saltz

I think something like three-quarters of American currency is held abroad, by drug dealers, by tax evaders, Russians and Chinese. Other people…

— Michael Hudson

I sometimes think we ought to bring a bill before Congress changing our national symbol from the eagle to the buffalo, because…

— Norman Vincent Peale

The Islamists started this war. They explained to us as clearly as General Giap and Ho Chi Minh explained to us why…

— Michael Scheuer

On Bill Clinton: "If left to my own devices, I'd spend all my time pointing out that he's weaker than bus-station chili.…

— Molly Ivins

I don't worry too much about what people think about my image, but I think I am pretty polite. My colleagues say…

— Russ Feingold

Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker…

— Will Rogers

While it is true that many people simply can't afford to pay more for food, either in money or time or both,…

— Michael Pollan

She wants to see the goals in the bill become a reality.

— Maria Jose Alvarado

A massive immigration bill has no chance of becoming law.

— Marco Rubio

You can have a passion for something, but you still have to pay the bills.

— La La Anthony

“Rio had always been about money, not fun. Fun didn’t pay bills.”

— Jai Ellis

Bill Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole, You too old to understand tha way tha game is told.

— Tupac Shakur

So, Mr. President, what is wrong with the fair employment practice bill?

— Dennis Chavez

“Calling or no calling, a bruja’s got to pay the bills.”

— Zoraida Córdova

[Bill Clinton] has called for expanded wiretaps for the FBI.

— Nat Hentoff