The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period. — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it. — Alan Jay Lerner Copy Share Image
The underlying part of any comprehensive immigration bill is family unit. — Luis Gutierrez Copy Share Image
If you pass the ball to Bill Cartwright, you'll never get the ball from me. — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Bill, we left megalomania behind a long time ago. Now we are gigalomaniacs. — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The currency bill we have would finally do something for China's rapacious policies. — Charles Schumer Copy Share Image
I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
In removing the friction involved in paying bills, electronic billing has substantially increased the friction involved in not paying them. — Timothy Noah Copy Share Image
My advice for writers is to get a good day job. It takes the pressure off writing if you have a job… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The typical minimum wage earner is a provider and a breadwinner - most likely a woman - responsible for paying bills, running… — Thomas Perez Copy Share Image
My first gig was a Corn Pops commercial. I did the first Vanilla Coke campaign. A Juicy Fruit commercial paid my bills… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
The flag of the United States has not been created by rhetorical sentences in declarations of independence and in bills of rights.… — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Republicans in Congress are getting concerned that President Obama will try to use the final year of his term to push through… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We've seen a massive attack on the freedom of the web. Governments are realizing the power of this medium to organize people… — Sergey Brin Copy Share Image
Well, we’re going to start in a couple weeks with our budget adjustment bill. The first step is we’re going to deal… — Scott Walker Copy Share Image
I walked away exhilarated by my success, because there's nothing like making a difference in someone's life, even if that difference is… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
After 100 years of trying, finally we passed health care for all Americans as a right for all - not just a… — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
When I think of the person that I thought was Bill Clinton, I think he had genuine remorse. When I think of… — Monica Lewinsky Copy Share Image
In the middle of my second year at school, in 1943, I got drafted into the army, was gone for three years,… — Warren MacKenzie Copy Share Image
This is part of the president's problem. Where's Barack Obama been when the crime rate and the murder rate in Chicago has… — Chris Christie Copy Share Image
I do think that it is no surprise that, economically, America is in trouble. There's been a lot of trouble out there.… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to take care of the house, and the dogs, and the Macondo Board meetings, all those e-mails, the letters that… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I've read something that Bill Gates said about six months ago. He said, ‘I worked really, really hard in my 20s.’ And… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
I'm still very connected to my family, to the world I grew up in. I understand what it means to be afraid… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
My mom is from Jamaica and she was going to school in the morning, and in the evening she was working, and… — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
You’re not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you. — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London? — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Look - 'sunny ways' don't pay the bills. You have to have opportunities. — Andrew Scheer Copy Share Image
You know, as fiction writers, if our instincts are off, we can't pay our bills. — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
It is essential that we stop worrying about money and stop resenting our bills. — Anonymous Copy Share Image