There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
My comedy on Twitter is very personal and a lot of it is messy and emotional, but I also want people to… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we… — Ray Kurzweil Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
A man can add to his sexuality by being funny, whereas a woman can diminish hers. I don't know why that's the… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
People use the guise of art, and artistic expression, to do all kinds of hateful things. It's like Trump and everybody else… — Luvvie Ajayi Copy Share Image
The whole opportunity of being on 'Last Comic' gave me the chance to display me being funny on and off stage. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like Everwood that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the… — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism.… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
~We've gotta wrap this up soon cuz i've got paper to eat people to see~ — Black Veil Brides Copy Share Image
I was always interested in being funny and amusing and creating art and comedy. — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that… — Pippa Evans Copy Share Image
I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That's how you know someone is clever. They don't come out and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
I`ve not really been angling to be a comedian. I knew comics and I loved them and I loved being funny, but… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I… — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
I did a lot of sitcoms, and being funny isn't about being beautiful. Usually, beautiful people aren't the funny people. — Maura Tierney Copy Share Image
Back when Sammy Davis, Jr. and Dean Martin were doing roasts, they were all friends. They knew each other's children, each other's… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image