If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ordinarily we are swept away by habitual momentum. We don't interrupt our patterns even slightly. With practice, however, we learn to stay… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
I think it's possible to have the kind of career you really want if you want to. You just don't do the… — Mia Wasikowska Copy Share Image
I wish Michael Schumacher would come try NASCAR. That'd be cool. With everything he's done and how professional he's remained through it… — Dale Earnhardt, Jr Copy Share Image
Its my first day so I'm doing twenty quotes just because I give a fuck ! — Cooly Justice Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
KISSING, While, medically, it may not spread infection -- it sure lowers a girl's resistance; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I sort of feel that the role of a portrait in society is to represent the sitters, we see paintings of Shakespeare… — David Kassan Copy Share Image
Maybe the coolest people are the ones who don't care about being cool. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me, I always wanted frost power.” “Frost power?” “Yeah.” Seth gestured dramatically toward my coffee table. “If we’re talking superhero abilities. If… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Without emotional control you cannot play, influence; you cannot react. You have to know what you have to do and not react.… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
