He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair, pissing him off was the smart thing to do... — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
It'd be cool if God gave everyone a Do Over Day and you could yell "Do Over!" and the day would start… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
By the time I got to college I had stopped reading books because I wanted to "be cool" and started reading books… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
I'm an avid hockey fan and I've been playing for about 17 years, and somebody recently told me that the first organized… — Cuba Gooding, Jr Copy Share Image
Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Followers, because calling them The people who are witnessing your failure is too sad. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DRESS LIKE ME, WALK LIKE ME, TALK LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M THE PARITOSHIK AND I'M AWESOME.... — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV. . . . I think when it comes to… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If you cannot stop yourself from getting angry, then at least get angry about things that matters.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
No matter how cool you think you are if a 2 year old gave you a phone youd pretend to answer it. — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I want to find a way of speaking to fellow human beings that will be cool rather than heated, philosophical rather than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
