Crisis: When dinner is ready, I CRISIS, and my sister comes running. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's fun to be a part of pop history. Anytime you can be referenced in that respect it can be cool. — Joey McIntyre Copy Share Image
You've got to be strong enough for love. It's very easy to be cool and cynical. It's very difficult to just let… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You may be cool under pressure and challenge, but can you be cool under success? — Robert Holden Copy Share Image
It would be cool to be invisible, but I'm afraid of what people would say about me if they didn't know I… — James Marsden Copy Share Image
I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Relations are at their lowest point. We've fallen off the edge. The scale of carnage is horrifying. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Let's forget about themes and mood boards. Let's start from a different point of view. You have to leave for two months… — Christophe Lemaire Copy Share Image
If you have faith in the cause and the means and in God, the hot sun will be cool for you. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
