What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love being a mom. And I think what I love the most is the way it makes me think about what's… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
I would like to fly in space. Absolutely. That would be cool. I used to just do personally risky things, but now… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Today I am going to be amazing,along with everyday hereafter..until I change my mind!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One time I said: maybe I should burn a guitar tonight. You know smash a guitar or something like that. And they… — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool. — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
MySpace is somehow more welcoming than Facebook. And Twittering, I just... Ugh. I like having radio silence. I think radio silence is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a video game fan, and I always thought it would be cool to be able to control a character. — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
