She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes. — John Hiatt Copy Share Image
It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or… — Peter Higgs Copy Share Image
At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It's got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man… — Lew Wasserman Copy Share Image
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food,… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
The world would be a better place if people stopped voting for folksy candidates they could have a beer with and started… — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
“Let’s see, you will need a project plan, resource allocation, a timeline, test cycles, a budget, a contingency budget, lots of diagrams,… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
My desire as a Christian pastor is to see churches raised up as communities of grace ruled by Jesus and led by… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how… — Maria Edgeworth Copy Share Image
Melding Staten Island history with making beer has been a dream come true. — Brian Quinn Copy Share Image
“Brewing is mentioned rarely in accounts of the Industrial Revolution. Temperance pressures meant it was impolitic for brewers to boast of their… — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
I hight don Quixote, I live on peyote, marijuana, morphine and cocaine. I never know sadness, but only a madness that burns… — Jack Parsons Copy Share Image
“I look up at the sky, wondering if I'll catch a glimpse of kindness there, but I don't. All I see are… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
People always ask us, 'Hey, is there going to be a 'Beerfest 2'?' I don't know if I have another beer joke… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would love to get shredded or whatever you want to call it, but at the same time, I really enjoy treating… — Thomas Rhett Copy Share Image
I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer… — A. Alfred Taubman Copy Share Image
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
