Beer Quotes · Page 47

Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.

— Anthony Bourdain

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a…

— Tim Kang

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of…

— Nicholas Culpeper

The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on…

— Bill Bryson

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.

— Fritz Maytag

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

— Thomas Jefferson

I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only…

— Joe Perry

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin…

— Edward Abbey

I don't have a nice singing voice! Particularly if I've had a few beers, that's when I'll get up and go on…

— Danny Miller

the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of…

— Jeff Lindsay

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

— Dave Mustaine

Europeans are much more serious than we are in America because they think that a good place to discuss intellectual matters is…

— Richard P. Feynman

In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite…

— W. H. Auden

No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and…

— Woody Allen

There are a lot of carbs in beer.

— Steve Smith

This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup…

— J.R. Ward

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.

— Zakk Wylde

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.

— Rick Warren

I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability.

— John Nash

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

— Anonymous

The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese…

— Tom Robbins

If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that…

— Al Jourgensen

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.

— Jake Owen

John Updike: our greatest suburban chic-boutique man of letters. A smug and fatal complacency has stunted his growth beyond hope of surgical…

— Edward Abbey

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.

— Tom Petty