Sand. Everywhere. In the bed, in the shower, all over the floor. Grrrrr. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
As a seasoned insomniac, I knew sometimes the way to beat sleeplessness was to outwit it: to pretend you didn't care about… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
My friends who have kids look like they haven't been to bed for a year. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
When I go out on court, I don't care what I look like. I don't care if I'm out of my bed… — Sania Mirza Copy Share Image
After putting the kids to bed, I would think about what I wanted to write. — Clive Cussler Copy Share Image
I swear by my Clarisonic Mia 2! I use it every morning when I wake up and every night before bed. — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The sluices of the grog-shop are fed from the wine-glasses in the parlor, and there is a lineal descent from the gentleman… — Edwin Hubbel Chapin Copy Share Image
If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
I wake up, eat, make a beat. Play Xbox, make another beat and go to bed. Occasionally do something. I rarely party. — Boi-1da Copy Share Image
What I want back is what I was Before the bed, before the knife, Before the brooch-pin and the salve Fixed me… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
The members of our secret service have apparently spent so much time under the bed looking for communists that they haven't had… — Michael Foot Copy Share Image
If you have a relative who's lost interest in everything and doesn't get out of bed, who doesn't care for things they… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
Just think how many thoughts a blanket smothers while one lies alone in bed, and how many unhappy dreams it keeps warm. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
It is probable that a greater number of monuments of the skill and industry of man will, in the course of the… — Charles Lyell Copy Share Image
And if by chance you have a miserable day, you will come home to a bed that is made—that you made—and a… — William H. McRaven Copy Share Image
Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I've had a million setbacks along the way--from kiln fires burning down buildings to shipping disasters--that should have put me out of… — Jonathan Adler Copy Share Image
As awful as crime can be, it's what happens afterward - the struggling to get out of bed, to put one foot… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
If all that Americans want is security, they can go to prison. They'll have enough to eat, a bed and a roof… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
People have the right to say what they want, but as long as I can go to bed at night and look… — Johnny Damon Copy Share Image
I sat up in bed. "What did he say?" Tyson groaned, still half asleep. He was lying facedown on the couch, his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
That was the day my whole world went black. Air looked black. Sun looked black. I laid up in bed and stared… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Bright was the summer's noon when quickening steps Followed each other till a dreary moor Was crossed, a bare ridge clomb, upon… — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
I went to work at seven in the morning. Around noon time we got the watery soup. And we worked until seven… — Lucille Eichengreen Copy Share Image
I'm no perfect gymnast. I want to go out and eat junk food, or I maybe don't sleep as much as I… — Jonathan Horton Copy Share Image
When I grew up, there was still black and white TV. I was told to never get out of bed once you're… — Bill Moseley Copy Share Image
Authors of light pieces have, nobody knows why, a genius for getting into minor difficulties: they walk into the wrong apartments, they… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I am not an early-morning person; I don't like to get out of bed, and so I don't begin writing at five… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
I don't lack for bed partners, so I don't need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Otherwise I got out of bed on two strong legs. It might have been otherwise. I ate cereal, sweet milk, ripe, flawless… — Jane Kenyon Copy Share Image
It's so important to read a book before bed and do some weird stretching. — Lady Amelia Windsor Copy Share Image
I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I go to bed wearing a very baggy one-piece cheetah suit, just because it makes my son laugh. My sexy lingerie has… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
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