I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your well deserved retirement, Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead. No lying about your age, more lying around… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
The worst hotels are any with a bad bed. I stayed in a hotel where they left cards telling me my enjoyment… — Amanda Donohoe Copy Share Image
“Maybe our marriage is bound to be a fight, but it will have its compensations. Fights that end in bed have their… — Charlotte Lamb Copy Share Image
Motivation is a mystery.Why does one salesperson see his first prospect at seven in the morning and another salesperson is just getting… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Only a person with the true heart of a dictionary-writer would be lying in bed, three days after being stabbed in the… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
But for now, I just sat there on the bed and listened to my song. The one that had been written for… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
When it starts to seem like you have popped into bed with a specific party, it makes it difficult for people to… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
I remember going into Steve's [Jobs] house, and he had almost no furniture in it. He just had a picture of Einstein,… — John Sculley Copy Share Image
Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll fetch… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
the fire seven times tried this; seven times tried that judgement is that did never choose amiss some there be that shadows… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
And you're not leaving," she said. "Promise me." It was as if she had asked him to promise to keep breathing, to… — Sharon Shinn Copy Share Image
Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
My father was sleepless most of his life. So by the age of five, I was awake with him all night long,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“The American's literature is all about being hot and sexy, inspiring a girl and going to bed with her. It focuses on… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Tonight go to sleep as though your whole past has been dropped. Die to the past. And in the morning wake up… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I don't want you to cook my bread, I don't want you to make my bed. I don't want you to because… — Willie Dixon Copy Share Image
I remember sitting at the end of my mum's bed being fascinated by her ritual of getting dressed. It was a very… — Matthew Williamson Copy Share Image
What if in Scotland's wilds we viel'd our head, Where tempests whistle round the sordid bed; Where the rug's two-fold use we… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I deciced if I were ever to get into booze and women, my line would be, 'Excuse me, madam, but I would… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
Men die nightly in their beds, wringing the hands of ghostly confessors ... on account of the hideousness of mysteries which will… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
Real luxury is having the time to read endless stories in bed with my children. And I get that all the time.… — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I lay in my bed night after night staring at the ceiling and thinking, Why have I survived the war? Why was… — Ishmael Beah Copy Share Image
New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
[On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt. — Barbara Boxer Copy Share Image
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“I’ve had enough of chasing after poetry; I believe that poetry lies at one’s very door or perhaps in one’s very bed.… — Gérard de Nerval Copy Share Image
You just came wild and sexy all over my hand and even left some claw marks on my back to prove it.… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
So the first thing I do when I get out of bed, I will check my phone real quick because I live… — Eric Nam Copy Share Image
Caesar's double-bed is warm As an unimportant clerk Writes i do not like my work On a pink official form. — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
Economists are said to disagree too much but in ways that are too much alike: If eight sleep in the same bed,… — Paul Samuelson Copy Share Image
I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
The back, it's frustrating. It's hard to figure out. You go to bed feeling good, and you wake up tight. It seems… — Marco Scutaro Copy Share Image
Some of the most exalted states of consciousness I experienced were in bed with someone, alone, or with my spiritual teacher. There… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
All the writers on our show went in and got in the bed and took a picture in Cher's bed, even though… — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
I never manage to get to bed early on Sunday night but this doesn't matter, as I don't know one level of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And will he not come again? And will he not come again? No, no, he is dead. Go to thy deathbed. He… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image