“There is a certain proper and luxurious way of lying in bed. Confucius, that great artist of life, "never lay straight" in… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up… — Pat Condell Copy Share Image
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, Falls as the leaves do, and dies in October; But he who… — John Fletcher Copy Share Image
Making your bed could be a piece of art, and writing a book could be a piece of art. You could also… — Matthew Brannon Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still… — Brooke Nevin Copy Share Image
Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed.… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
Where you can never sleep because of noisy brain.No matter how tired you are. It's impossible to accomplish anything but lying here… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
Man in society is like a flow'r, Blown in its native bed. 'Tis there alone His faculties expanded in full bloom Shine… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
It was only when he was back in bed that it struck Harry that Dumbledore might not have been quite truthful. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I used to attend scientific experiments when I was a girl at school. They invariably ended in an explosion. If Mr. Jennings… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
Each night before I go to bed, I take out a small card and write a list of the things I need… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find that going to bed without my phone or an iPad makes me sleep better and helps me wake up without… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
In America, we hurry-which is well; but when the day's work is done, we go on thinking of losses and gains, we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
All the same, my depression and self-hatred, my desire to mutilate myself with broken bottles, my numbness and crying fits, my inability… — Hanif Kureishi Copy Share Image
This was my only and my constant comfort. When I think of it, the picture always rises in my mind, of a… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Failure is a part of success. There is no such thing as a bed of roses all your life. But failure will… — Hank Aaron Copy Share Image
Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time.… — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
As a kid growing up, the most simple things would make me so, so excited. I remember the first time my dad… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
He wants her in his bedroom. And not in that way — no girl has ever been in his bedroom that way.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
