Bed Quote by Nora Roberts

“Prepare yourself, I’m taking bread out of the oven. Don’t tease me, woman… zucchini? Cranberry orange. Mmmm… No woman has ever done breakfast bread…

— Alice Clayton

If my wife is cooking a meal at home, which is not often, thankfully, but you know, she's doing (oh, she's good at some…

— Ken Robinson

If I go to your home, and you're cooking me a meal, I will eat whatever you put in front of me.

— Bryan Fuller

She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

— Wandini

“If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?”

— Jarod Kintz

“It is no great secret that cooking is, in essence, seduction.”

— Eli Brown

The wisest advice I ever received regarding the kitchen came from my mother: 'Do the dishes while you're cooking.

— Lela Rose

“Women think they cook better than men. Hmm, I just laugh. Men allowed women to be operating the kitchen because we love women so…

— Ifeanyi Dede

I often went to bed without supper cause I hated my mother's cooking. So, to go to bed without supper was not a torture…

— Maurice Sendak

Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want…

— Family Guy

“You done with work? Yep, at home waiting for you. Now that's a nice visual... Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.…

— Alice Clayton

“Remember! When you tell a woman that she cooks something very good; you will be fucked by eating it three times a day.”

— M.F. Moonzajer