You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked] "Yeah." "Why?" he asked. The bat was shaking in my tight… — Rachel Vail Copy Share Image
Some people enjoy taking a light stroll in the morning and that gives them relief and that sort of feeling. That is… — Ichiro Suzuki Copy Share Image
When you win the toss - bat. If you are in doubt, think about it, then bat. If you have very big… — W. G. Grace Copy Share Image
One game, one pitch can change everything for a hitter. The way I like to approach it is that every at-bat is… — Anthony Rizzo Copy Share Image
Yadier was one of the first guys I ever asked for a bat to sign for me. I don't ask too many… — Nolan Arenado Copy Share Image
I like to be a bowler because I can't bat properly. After 17 years of cricket I have got the opportunities and… — Muttiah Muralitharan Copy Share Image
The majority of the time with two strikes I'll choke up on the bat a little bit to try to stay as… — Chase Utley Copy Share Image
Isn't it odd? A guy bats .301 and has 35 homers. Then everybody starts to tell him what a good fielder he has become. — Dick Stuart Copy Share Image
I hate superheroes. I always hated superheroes. From the time I was a little kid, I could believe in a 50-foot gorilla… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was… — James Caan Copy Share Image
You can't judge a man by watching him live. . . . I personally watched Babe Ruth at bat three times, and… — Sterling W Sill Copy Share Image
Danish studies of 10,000 birds killed revealed that almost all died in collisions with buildings, cars and wires; only 10 were killed… — David Suzuki Copy Share Image
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I remember facing him on opening day in 1987. It was Oakland at the Minnesota Twins, the first time I got him… — Curt Young Copy Share Image
So he left the lagoon and entered the jungle again, within a few days was completely lost, following the lagoons southward through… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
What can be more curious than that the hand of a man, formed for grasping, that of a mole for digging, the… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” “Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball. — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square. — Willie Stargell Copy Share Image
“Humans are fragile. Bats are tough and almost impossible to get rid of. Ask any exterminator” — Richard Myerscough Copy Share Image
Coonskin caps, Yankee bats, the Hound Dog man's big start. The A-bomb fears, Annette had ears, I lusted in my heart. — John Fogerty Copy Share Image
Words should wander and meander. They should fly like owls and flicker like bats and slip like cats. They should murmur and… — David Almond Copy Share Image
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the… — Lefty Gomez Copy Share Image
There will be hoards of vampire bats descending on Beverly Hills… We'll see if they can find any real flesh to puncture.… — Lucy Lawless Copy Share Image
As coaches, whether we're making personnel decisions or not, we're all critical of ourselves. We always want to get better. We push… — Mike Budenholzer Copy Share Image
At one point, the old school club retires and you're next up to bat, but if you stop before your time, you… — Nas Copy Share Image
With all my bats I like them to be bottom-heavy, so they help me to hold the line through the shot. — Nasser Hussain Copy Share Image
I'm starting to swing the bat now like I know I can. You can't really explain it. I'm just seeing the ball… — J. J. Hardy Copy Share Image
“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
To me playing third base and left field and moving all over the place, it doesn't bother me because I still have… — Albert Pujols Copy Share Image
We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck.… — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five. — Beano Cook Copy Share Image
“-Bumblebee bat, how do you see at night? -I make a squeaky sound that bounces back from whatever it hits. I see… — Darrin Lunde Copy Share Image
Baseball is just a game, as simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. A… — Ernie Harwell Copy Share Image
Test cricket is bloody hard work, especially when you've got Sachin batting with what looks like a three metre wide bat. — Michael Hussey Copy Share Image
“Love doesn't think like that. All right, it's blind as a bat--' 'Bats have radar. Yours doesn't seem to be working.” — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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