You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub. — Grover Norquist Copy Share Image
You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.' — Sean Paul Copy Share Image
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
“Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join? Julia: Hilarious.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It was eleven days before Christmas and an orange-tailed carp swam in the bathtub, opening and closing the slick tunnel of its… — Magdalena McGuire Copy Share Image
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of… — Carolyn Murphy Copy Share Image
“You and I both worry about what it means to put our personal libraries onto one gadget and then what would happen… — Jason Merkoski Copy Share Image
My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was… — Daniel Bruhl Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for the test to be accurate, I’m… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Would like to discover a little more about Freestanding Bathtub? Your current research will stop the following. Click the following to obtain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
When I was around 9 years old, I was watching TV one day. I was looking at this commercial, with a kid… — Kristy Swanson Copy Share Image
“All joking aside, there was no water in the bathtub. We both knew it. The bathroom door was wide open, as it… — Jess Breitling Copy Share Image
There's no way I would have got to see so much of the world, with my humble background, without modelling. We were… — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
The very first big photo shoot I ever did was with Bruce Weber. I couldn't believe this guy was taking my picture,… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
“I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. I lay in that tub on the seventeenth floor… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. Whenever I’m sad… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“When I was old enough to take baths in the bathtub, and to know I had a penis and a scrotum and… — jonathan safran foer Copy Share Image
If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360. We got the shit that the government got, talkin money then you rubbin… — Jadakiss Copy Share Image
We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in… — Tom Dreesen Copy Share Image
![“[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held in the hand without causing muscular fatigue ... and it may be read through before the water has cooled. And if it slips down the drain pipe, all right, it slips down the drain…” quote by Dorothy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fc/dorothy-parker-700_bathtubs_on-william-lyon-phelps-s-happiness-it-is_1940558.jpg)
