“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow and wash over me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
“If I’m ninety and believe I’m forty-five, I’m headed for a very bad time trying to get out of the bathtub.” — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. — James N. Frey Copy Share Image
I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and… — Leonard Orr Copy Share Image
When someone says, 'I'm not political,' I feel like what they're saying is, 'I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
My rendition of the itsy bitsy spider: the itsy bitsy spider got WASHED DOWN THE BATHTUB DRAIN NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.… — Itsy Spider Copy Share Image
“She'd stumbled into Norman Bates' attic. There in the bathroom was a gaudy heart shaped pink bathtub, and standing proudly next to… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“They say that characters were engraven on the bathtub of king Tching-thang to this effect: 'renew thyself completely each day; do it… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I don't even have a small boat. I don't even have a toy boat in my bathtub. I don't have a biplane,… — Mo Ibrahim Copy Share Image
Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes… — Kip Thorne Copy Share Image
When I'm in the bathtub, I could have my champagne here and my caviar, just to be glamorous enough. I work really… — Anastasia Soare Copy Share Image
“Occupying the other half of the bedroom, my bathtub was actually a pool, hanging right off the mountain itself. A pool for… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Then grow a pair and get over it. Jesus mother of f*ck Christ in a piss sh*thole, dick for brains, the answer… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
How did you die?" "We er…drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My guilty pleasure is listening to Enya in the bathtub. I do bubbles. I do essential oils. Candles, if they're around. — Chord Overstreet Copy Share Image
“Scientists may have sophisticated laboratories, But never forget 'eureka' was inspired in a bathtub.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub. — Walter Mosley Copy Share Image
The red washing down the bathtub can’t change the color of the sea at all. — Derrick C. Brown Copy Share Image
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big… — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versaces bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of… — Carolyn Murphy Copy Share Image
