We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway. — Tom Dreesen Copy Share Image
My father told me marijuana would cause me brain damage - because if he caught me doing it he was going to break my… — Tom Dreesen Copy Share
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing. — Tom Dreesen Copy Share
You have to remember, Frank Sinatra is 82 years old, which is 240 in your years. He's lived three lifetimes! He has good and… — Tom Dreesen Copy Share
We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway. — Tom Dreesen Copy Share
