Baseball Quotes by Jerry Coleman · Page 4

What a great hitch to pit!

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often…

— Jerry Coleman

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

— Jerry Coleman

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

— Jerry Coleman

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

— Jerry Coleman

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

— Jerry Coleman

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

— Jerry Coleman

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

— Jerry Coleman

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

— Jerry Coleman

Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.

— Jerry Coleman

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

— Jerry Coleman

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

— Jerry Coleman

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

— Jerry Coleman

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

— Jerry Coleman

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

— Jerry Coleman

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

— Jerry Coleman

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

— Jerry Coleman

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

— Jerry Coleman

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

— Jerry Coleman

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in…

— Jerry Coleman

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

— Jerry Coleman

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

— Jerry Coleman

Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!

— Jerry Coleman