Nowadays I get complaints about long drum solos, but in those days they wanted me to keep on going so they could… — Aynsley Dunbar Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
There are many people who could be Olympic champions. All-Americans who have never tried. I'd estimate more than 5 million people could… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Outside, you don't hear a single bird, and a deathly, oppressive silence hangs over the house and clings to me as if… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
I've spent enough time behind a bar that I've formed a few opinions about what people wear and what it says about… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
In the one-on-one it is going to be harder for [Donald] Trump to get away from those sorts of things because there… — Josh Barro Copy Share Image
There's weight on me to raise the bar, to carry on that legacy. But that's what drives me. Making sure that no… — Nik Wallenda Copy Share Image
The broader the topic, the easier it is, not only to fill a book, but to set the bar pretty high for… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I'm weird. I'm not too focused on the physicality of a man. They just have to become my best friend, and then… — Ana de la Reguera Copy Share Image
Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special. — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
Here's why I think there's something a little odd with George Bush. Because a lot of the times when he speaks, his… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Yes?" she asked, eyeing me guardedly. I struck out a hand and said "Shake." Arra stared at the hand, then into my… — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Music is my life. The things that people do don't seem interesting to me at all - going out to bars, carrying… — John Frusciante Copy Share Image
It's not about being thin, it's about being healthy. And when you are a child you like to eat all these unhealthy… — Dionne Bromfield Copy Share Image
While people are fairly young and the musical composition of their lives is still in its opening bars, they can go about… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
My parents' convictions, when it came to discipline, were not very strong. For my bar mitzvah, I gave out a mix tape… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
It's always better if you can keep the bar low, and then exceed the expectation. When it's high, that makes the job… — Will Packer Copy Share Image
L.A. is definitely a Marmite sort of place for me. I used to hate it, but now I love it. I think… — Tamsin Egerton Copy Share Image
And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
After 'Chandni Bar' there was a shutdown of such bars in Mumbai. After 'Page 3' people started avoiding such events. 'Traffic Signal'… — Madhur Bhandarkar Copy Share Image
