Sports are an acceptable way for men to show emotion. A guy who won't hug his kid will slip a guy a… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Any shlub can pick up a girl at a bar. Want a challenge? Try keeping a beautiful woman happy for ten years… — Peter Burke Copy Share Image
Mock mockers after that That would not lift a hand maybe To help good, wise or great To bar that foul storm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bad a piano long before I bad a guitar, and the practice I got just playing those three chords in a… — Mark Knopfler Copy Share Image
Eminem's rhyme patterns are super dope and he can squeeze a million words in a couple bars. Crazy creative. His voice changes… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
A Hamas terrorist, a UN aid worker and a journalist walked into a Gaza hookah bar. And no one could tell who… — Ralph Peters Copy Share Image
Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may… — Mark Bittman Copy Share Image
Her father guarded her, and she guarded herself; for there are no padlocks, bolts, or bars, that secure a maiden better than… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
My guitar only has five strings 'cause the top one broke and I decided not to put it back on: when I… — Brian Eno Copy Share Image
I want it absolutely clear when I stand before the judgement bar of God that I declared to the world, in the… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic. They make frantic efforts… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
We [with Les Charles] started talking about hotel stories, and we found that a lot of the action was happening in the… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
When I was 13 and 14, there were a lot of jokes about my bar mitzvah and my grandparents, and then when… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I can't even tell you how good it felt to see him. It felt even better when he reached through the metal… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
When You Are Old" WHEN you are old and grey and full of sleep, And nodding by the fire, take down this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Samuel! Are you alright?" A vision of Samuel being brained by the falling bars rose up before Simon's eyes. Samuel's voice rose… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Most of them... most of us never figure it out. Bad dream, they think, or good one. Funny rash, never really goes… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
I'm really terrible at math, so I won't even attempt to do ratios and percentages, but all I know is that there's… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
His vision, from the constantly passing bars, has grown so weary that it cannot hold anything else. It seems to him there… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
From the circumstances of my position, I was often thrown into the society of horse-racers, card-players, fox-hunters, scientific and professional men, and… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
You see these dictators up on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police. They're… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It is the missed opportunity that counts, and in a love that vainly yearns from behind prison bars you have perchance the… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
The mother- poor invaded soul- finds even the bathroom door no bar to hammering little hands. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
I always played around with writing songs, but when you're spending a lot of time in bars, you have a lot of… — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
I still got bars, I just use 'em differently. I'd say I'm a better singer than I am a rapper at this… — Brent Faiyaz Copy Share Image
I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I meditate, I do yoga and I have a lot of friends who are healers…And if none of that works, I go… — Susan Strasberg Copy Share Image
My favorite whisky bar in the world is in my adopted Bangkok. A refined and secretive Japanese speakeasy among the girly bars… — Lawrence Osborne Copy Share Image
Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older… — Steve Aylett Copy Share Image
I don't go to bars much to be honest, but I'm only twenty so...I don't really get out much. — Skrillex Copy Share Image
I'd rather play here in this small bar and just do a good show. Because it's fun and there's no expectations, it's… — Bill Kreutzmann Copy Share Image
Certain people have wanted to put me behind bars for a long time now. That's part of my work. If I were… — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
The walls, the bars, the guns and the guards can never encircle or hold down the idea of the people. — Huey Newton Copy Share Image
New York [cannot] remain the center of commerce and capital for this continent, unless it has an independent bar and an honest… — Samuel J. Tilden Copy Share Image
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