I've been known to slum it and shop in the gag-him-and-bag-him aisles, believe it or not. — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I used to have this dream that somebody was knocking at my door. I'd say 'Who is it?' and they'd answer 'Police.'… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
I’m super annoying, I’m the kind of guy that if there’s no recycling bins around I hoard plastic bottles, put them in… — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
A bag of dragons buys a man's silence for a while, but a well-placed quarrel buys it forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine. — John Daly Copy Share Image
If you think about the contexts in which we talk about things being fun, often there's a certain kind of misery or… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
Oh, heart, let's never grow too old To smile anew, when Christmas comes, At tassels red and tinsel thread, And tarlatan bags… — Nancy Byrd Turner Copy Share Image
I've had to spend an awful lot of my life trying to pretend I'm not posh. Although once I open my mouth,… — Celia Imrie Copy Share Image
All this green stuff is great, it's great we don't have plastic bottles or plastic bags and all of that, but how… — Marc Benioff Copy Share Image
Dog owners are out in all kinds of weather. They tell you it's small payment for the love their dogs bear them.… — Selma Diamond Copy Share Image
My other hobby, because I just love any job with a gavel, is auctioneer. And I so often have presided over charity… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I learned what a Birkin bag is from the price tag. You'll never forget what it is once you've paid for one. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Broken Window Theory: Consider a building with a few broken windows. If the windows are not repaired, the tendency is for vandals… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
There are some forty-five thousand items in the average American supermarket and more than a quarter of them now contain corn. This… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Man seems to be an animal whose capacity for lies is only equalled by his credulity; it does no good to let… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
In a modern world, increasingly filled with pop culture fads and gimmicks, Lisa Morton reveals much of the underbelly history and unknown… — Del Howison Copy Share Image
You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Imagine if for years your habit is to use the phone when you're having a massage on the bed, even one minute… — Paolo Di Canio Copy Share Image
My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
