Bagels Quotes by John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

I can't live, if living is without living without you.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Don't try this at home. Do this at home, or do this at home not, there is no try.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

It may be to die for, but is it to die and be risen again as one of the undead, doomed to wander soulless…

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

How a dirty little secret gets found out is usually a dirtier little secret.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

To not wear anything, and to wear nothing, are not the same.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

You run away to join *another* circus.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Don't touch me ... I don't know where I've been.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

They're called 'tats' and not 'toos' because it's cool to say 'I have a tat too,' but it isn't necessarily cool to say 'I…

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

From a Twitter post on why food is better than people: 'Bagels don't talk about you behind your back.' ... Since WHEN???

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic