I heard of bad breath before but yours could knock a buzzard offf a shit wagon — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Could it be that I have bad breath, Tom? Well, Ed, if you’re worried about that, try today’s new Ubik, with powerful… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
I carry a flamethrower with me at all times just in case someone with bad breath comes too close. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best way to tell if you have bad breath is to lick your wrist, let you saliva dry, and then smell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations! Youre not perfect! Its ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybodys ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell Me I Love You Show Me How Beautiful I Am When I Wake Up Looking A Mess Hair All Over The… — Spoken Words Copy Share Image
“If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Until woman as she is can drive this plastic spectre out of her own and her man's imagination she will continue to… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“At school, he enacted a major piece of treachery against his parents. His right hand was Evil Dad, and his left was… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I won't say who the worst kiss I've ever had was with, but the cause of it being so bad was because… — Meagan Good Copy Share Image
“When I hear what I have written out loud, the cliches hang in the air between us like bad breath” — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
“He smiled, looking into the flames. "He used to sleep on the foot of my bed, bad breath and gas and all,… — S.M. Stirling Copy Share Image
How can someone have bad breath and not know it? Like how can you not smell your own stinky breath. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I remember when "atheist" was a scary word. I remember little suits, on little boys, with no lapels. I remember dining room… — Joe Brainard Copy Share Image
“What if I have bad breath?' I asked. 'Chew on some gum,' she said. 'What if I can't find his tongue?' 'Back… — Julie Halpern Copy Share Image
“Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I explode in laughter. "Funyuns give you bad breath too. Not very attractive to the… — Jessica Verday Copy Share Image
“I Not my best side, I'm afraid. The artist didn't give me a chance to Pose properly, and as you can see,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It's a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful. — Karrueche Tran Copy Share Image
“ You fell asleep right when she was about to find out her mother’s secret. How dare you. I’ll be back tomorrow… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I exploded in laughter. "What's so funny?" Ben asked. I tried to stop laughing, but… — Jessica Verday Copy Share Image
