I carry a flamethrower with me at all times just in case someone with bad breath comes too close. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“When I hear what I have written out loud, the cliches hang in the air between us like bad breath” — Sarah Kay Copy Share Image
If you can bring people to tears with your words, Im assuming you have really bad breath. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Breath mints were originally created to help our stomachs digest food, not for our bad breath. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool. — Dejan Stojanovic Copy Share Image
I won't say who the worst kiss I've ever had was with, but the cause of it being so bad was because… — Meagan Good Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than bad breath. I've snogged people with bad breath who smelt of fags and beer and it made me… — Joss Stone Copy Share Image
If a shark ever asks you if he has bad breath, be aware that 9 times out of 10 it's just an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell Me I Love You Show Me How Beautiful I Am When I Wake Up Looking A Mess Hair All Over The… — Spoken Words Copy Share Image
Lord dont let me be abused by bad breath, sleeping dead weight and grinding teeth...Sincerely the big sister sleepin with her baby… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I explode in laughter. "Funyuns give you bad breath too. Not very attractive to the… — Jessica Verday Copy Share Image
“Bruno was a musician with the temperament of an anarchist and the breath of a bartender's dishrag. He gave the lie to… — Sheridan Hay Copy Share Image
“If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Todd? Are you still there?" "Yeah. I'm just trying to think of a good reason to continue our friendship." I grinned. "Jealousy… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“What if I have bad breath?' I asked. 'Chew on some gum,' she said. 'What if I can't find his tongue?' 'Back… — Julie Halpern Copy Share Image
“He smiled, looking into the flames. "He used to sleep on the foot of my bed, bad breath and gas and all,… — S.M. Stirling Copy Share Image
“You melt and swell at that moment. For that moment, nothing matters. Look up at the stars and you're gone. Not your… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than… — Mal Peet Copy Share Image
Real orgies are never so exciting as pornographic books. In a volume by Pierre Louys all the girls are young and their… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“I do not know why people here have taken upon themselves the duty of making attempts at speaking to me. I work… — Kopano Matlwa Copy Share Image
If a man can make me laugh and stimulate me intellectually, then I wouldn't mind if he was 4 ft. 8 in.… — Olga Kurylenko Copy Share Image
“Congratulations! You’re not perfect! It’s ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybody’s ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“A dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or designer clothes. Status symbol means nothing to him. A waterlogged… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
Harriet Jones: When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't smell like a fart, pardon the word, it's like something… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
“This is it I’m not coming after you I’m going to lie down for half an hour This is it I’m not… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
Congratulations! Youre not perfect! Its ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybodys ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know… — Brittany Copy Share Image
“Fear, after all, is our real enemy. Fear is taking over our world. Fear is being used as a tool of manipulation… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
“Do you know where bad breath comes from? Do you know where body odor comes from? Bad breath and body odor come… — Jesse Jacoby Copy Share Image
My biggest turn-off is if a woman doesn't have a real passion for something... and bad breath! — Romeo Miller Copy Share Image
