Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your Fine Nine Months Later He Says Not Mine. — Danish Copy Share Image
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM" — Danish Copy Share Image
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her. — Danish Copy Share Image
Don't ever regret the things you did wrong. Regret the good things you did to the wrong people. — Danish Copy Share Image
