Baby Quotes · Page 50

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me…

— Aubrey Plaza

We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight.

— Dan Rather

What's it like to be a baby? It's like being in love in Paris for the first time after you've had three…

— Alison Gopnik

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a…

— Anonymous

The baby, assailed by eyes, ears, nose, skin, and entrails at once, feels it all as one great blooming, buzzing confusion.

— William James

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

— Mike Harding

Every film is like a baby for me; it's like my own child. I feel protective and aggressive each time my film…

— Varun Dhawan

I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture.

— Lisa Marie Presley

I live a normal life, I take care of our baby, I cook, and I look forward to the weekend so I…

— Angela Lindvall

A baby, a real live baby was the craziest thing a fan has sent. Someone left a baby on our front doorstep…

— Dolly Parton

Yes, I'm having a baby. I think it's so hard as a woman to give yourself a break. It's great to be…

— Busy Philipps

Is there something wrong?” he asked. She gave a short negative motion with her head. And then words, so sweet, like a…

— Maya Banks

My first child is going to be the oldest sibling to the next kid, and that may change with each and every…

— Blake Lively

If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They won’t get a…

— Ghulam Nabi Azad

For the other people, the babies, the young ones, I did not order them to be killed. For Son Sen and his…

— Pol Pot

Yes, and when I had Aaron, he left me, and I didn't know how to raise a child. And I wasn't close…

— Lynn Johnston

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around…

— Dave Barry

I have no problem being full-term pregnant and do not understand women who say, 'I can't wait to get this baby out…

— Faith Salie

Before I had Toma, I was one of those people who had no interest in other people's kids. I was. 'Don't hand…

— Naomi Klein

“Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling pious and self- righteous while you starve small children!”

— V.C. Andrews

I want to raise my own baby. I don't want my baby crying for some other strange lady, some nanny. I am…

— Tionne Watkins

I would love to be considered Zen, but I'm not sure that I am. Maybe just with animals and babies and in…

— Ana Mulvoy-Ten

My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the…

— Chris Bohjalian

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

— Roseanne Barr

I can’t imagine it now, but I must’ve been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don’t just get itself…

— Charles de Lint

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting…

— Diablo Cody

That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing…

— Jodi Picoult

There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you…

— Nick Hornby

A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]

— Mo Johnston

I'm just a wimpy baby. We almost called the band Forever Teens because I feel like we're all kind of permanently youthful.

— Ali Koehler

There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging…

— Charles Baudelaire

A baby's feet, like sea-shells pink Might tempt, should heaven see meet, An angel's lips to kiss, we think, A baby's feet.

— Algernon Charles Swinburne

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that…

— Jean Kerr

If you're white, you're alright. If you're brown, stick around. but if you're black, oh baby. Get back, Get back, Get back.

— Huddie William Ledbetter

You can make a really good film for under a million dollars, like 'October Baby,' or under a half million, like 'Hardflip.'

— John Schneider

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna…

— Ted Nugent

Potential," I said, "doesn't mean a thing. You've got to do it. Almost every baby in a crib has more potential than…

— Charles Bukowski

Feelings of love and gratitude arise directly and spontaneously in the baby in response to the love and care of his mother.

— Melanie Klein

Just because you can have a baby, it doesn't mean you should. Especially without planning for one or getting married first.

— Don Lemon

Slim Shady: Hotter then a set of twin babies In a Mercedes Benz, with the windows up When the temp goes up…

— Eminem