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All the oxygen of the world was in them. All the feet of the babies of the world were in them. All… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
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In the consumer culture of marriage, commitments last as long as the other person is meeting our needs. We still believe in… — William J Doherty Copy Share Image
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I've been baking bread and looking after the baby...Everyone else who has asked me that question over the last few years says.… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Grandparenthood is a unique moment in anyone's life, as countless kind people have told me in recent months, so I am enormously… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
