Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It's sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Sleep on, Baby, on the floor, Tired of all the playing, Sleep with smile the sweeter for That you dropped away in!… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning Copy Share Image
Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
It takes time because the habitual response to that is very deep. It goes back to our earliest responses as babies. You… — Pauline Oliveros Copy Share Image
The few things I’d sacrificed, or put on hold, to be with my husband and baby were worth it. — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
In seven books, I've written my fair share of baby epilogues. Pregnancies and births and even grandchildren have made an appearance in… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
If a woman plans to terminate her pregnancy, she commonly refers to the life within her as the 'fetus'. But if she… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
Boys in bands are more difficult to deal with than one-year-old babies. I've been one of them, and I am one of… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Annabeth Thalia and I hadn't seen each other in months but between the blizzard and the thought of what we were about… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
When I'm taking the subway to my improv shows I will be writing in my notebook different actions that I see people… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“Girls should be taught at school that giving birth to an unnaturally over-sized western baby that no longer fits down the birth… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Hello Angel,'Michael rumbled, and leaned over to give the woman a kiss on the cheek. She accepted it with all the loving… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I was an 80's/90's baby so you went to the movie theater every weekend and there was one on, whether it was… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
Being a father, well, I don't know if this is a change, but it makes me want to get out of here… — Richard Dean Anderson Copy Share Image
There would be no Christmas if there had not been Easter. The babe Jesus of Bethlehem would be but another baby without… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
Akri? Can I keep him? See, he good eating. Lots of fat on this one. (Simi) No, Simi. You can’t keep the… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm a military baby, and it makes me proud to know that I'm the child of two parents that served our country.… — Ciara Copy Share Image
Ideas are somewhat like babies - they are born small, immature, and shapeless. They are promise rather than fulfillment. In the innovative… — Peter Drucker Copy Share Image
I reckon I had 30 Spider-Man costumes over the years since I was a little baby. I had Spider-Man bed sheets. — Tom Holland Copy Share Image
And "all the above" [what President Barack Obama calls his policy of promoting all forms of domestic energy], compared to "drill, baby,… — Jill Stein Copy Share Image
