The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people goin' by I see friends… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world and… — Clarence Day Copy Share Image
Hillary clinton lied about Planned Parenthood and all these mammograms they do and all these precancer checks. They don't do a single… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“I do urge you to welcome children. Even one child will make a difference in your life that you cannot fathom. I… — Maryanne O'Hara Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would… — Christian Slater Copy Share Image
I had a planned C-section, and I cried the entire day before I had the baby. — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
Given that you're meeting a sloth, that feeling is generally joy, excitement, warmth, and love. What do those feelings smell like, you… — Ann Burton Copy Share Image
I remember clearly that when I was little it was explained to me [that] the way that babies were made was that… — Ira Glass Copy Share Image
Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
My first baby toy was a basketball and ever since, I've had a basketball in my hands. — Shawn Bradley Copy Share Image
From the moment this baby came into our home, those two dogs have never been more in love. It's the most beautiful… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
I found once you start writing about God it's really fun. It's like a rock singer saying "baby." "Baby, baby, baaayy-by." You… — Jonathan Raymond Copy Share Image
I had a little bit of resistance to the idea of taking energy away from my work, and the baby comes along… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Maybe it will be a great thing when the Baby Boomers finally die out. In real life, it's not a matter of… — Jack Bowman Copy Share Image
Probably hundreds of thousands of saved pregnant mothers are going to be going up in the Rapture, and you know good and… — David Berg Copy Share Image
I had an indefatigable curiosity about everything. But why should my fate have depended upon that? Why does the curiosity of a… — Zia Haider Rahman Copy Share Image
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the… — Harvey Diamond Copy Share Image
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Look, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I said no because the whole thing would just be too Dirty Dancing ,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I remember being, like, the age of 7 and just always being in control of something or someone, a baby somewhere. I… — Estelle Copy Share Image
