The anti-aging advert that I would like to see is a baby covered in cream saying, 'Aah, I've used too much' — Andrew Bird Copy Share Image
Meeting Oprah Winfrey, I cried like a baby. Meeting Steven Spielberg, I cried like a baby. Meeting Denzel Washington, I gushed like… — Octavia Spencer Copy Share Image
I mean that it's all right to go to bed with an asshole but don't ever have a baby with one. — David Gilmour Copy Share Image
I'm a hotel baby, absolutely: it's hard to think of a hotel I haven't stayed in. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Because you see when a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always… — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
It's not about being rich, but everyone back home has a pool. And I was a total water baby. My mom couldn't… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
We had this budding baby band going and we hadn't reached that development we wanted to reach before we got signed to… — Debbi Peterson Copy Share Image
There's a thin line baby. A thing line between love and hate." -Cage York — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
Im 48 now and I would like to have another baby. I would love to because of all the things I have… — Brigitte Nielsen Copy Share Image
Look at the newborn baby. It struggles to breathe after living in the womb. And yet, growth comes as a result of… — H. Rap Brown Copy Share Image
When I was a baby, my mother tells me I never slept because I never wanted to miss anything — Scott Baio Copy Share Image
I tell you what it is. It's...when I didn't see you, I thought about you every day, I mean every day in… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I think it really takes about 15-20 selfies that someone takes on their phone before they post the right one. There was… — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby. — Naima Adedapo Copy Share Image
The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
What is the purpose and meaning and nature of sexual intercourse? It seems to me to be quite clear. It's for two… — Janet E. Smith Copy Share Image
Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at… — Sam Brownback Copy Share Image
As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body… — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
Baby boomer media like 'The Times' is a laughingstock, and we should do whatever we can to ridicule it. — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
There's no praise or acknowledgment paid to women who raise the babies, — Sharon Gless Copy Share Image
