Babies are hard work and you have to have the energy to run after them. — Amanda Redman Copy Share Image
I call my children "My Hundred Thousand Dollar Babies Before They Were Even Born"! — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
Everybody needs some time to rejuvenate, refresh, recharge and begin again. Seeing babies face is the best way to relax, refresh, rejuvenate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a… — Samuel Hoffenstein Copy Share Image
Babies are the best gifts God can give us and I am glad you just received one. Congratulations and take care of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to get it perfect, you just have to get it going. Babies don't walk the first time they try,… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
The 'anchor baby' thing needs to be fixed... Anchor babies are an unconstitutional declaration of citizenship to those born of non-Americans. It's… — Russell Pearce Copy Share Image
No better feeling that a peaceful baby sleeping on your chest...wonder what he's dreaming about? — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
My mom always said, 'Marry someone smarter than yourself, Katee, because No. 1, you're not that smart. And No. 2, then you'll… — Katee Sackhoff Copy Share Image
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“The thought that babies would become children, and children would become people, never occurred to them. The concept that perhaps biology was… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
I'm a show pony, and I don't get to skate with girls doing triple Axels every single day. I skate with little… — Ashley Wagner Copy Share Image
Childhood is a fundamental part of all human lives, parents or not, since that's how we all start out. And yet babies… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
Nobody is excused from the excellence trend. Babies are not excused. Starting right after they get out of the womb, modern babies… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed.… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
“But the lucidity of her old age allowed her to see, and she said so many times, that the cries of children… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out. Once we really get the full… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“Courtney didn't like babies at the best of times. As far as she was concerned, anything that existed solely to emit drool,… — Ted Naifeh Copy Share Image
Crying babies are like good intentions: Both should be carried out immediately! — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk. — Trent Zelazny Copy Share Image
“These babies ain’t just guitars; these babies are living, breathing instruments.” — Brenda Sutton Rose Copy Share Image
“i just want my girls to have babies. that's all. so they know what i know. ” — Elizabeth Noble Copy Share Image
Not many jobs are available for single women who just want to have babies. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Whenever we do wire work, we do look like babies just being, like, dangled. — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
Babies act out when they're hungry, cold, tired. They do this for survival. — Marilu Henner Copy Share Image
Don't give tips to friends who are about to have babies unless they ask! — Jamie Cullum Copy Share Image
