Don't you make fun of me or my children! Some babies are premature. Mine were all postmature. That's why they're so smart.… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
I write the way women have babies. You don't know it's going to be like that. If you did, there's no way… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
A lot of the projects I've been involved with have been my babies, and I'm not going to give my baby to… — Alan Menken Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Babies make me laugh, dont make me cry, and hug me when I need a hug, its more than grown boys will… — Haley Nichole Copy Share Image
“babies don't know anything but nipples and lullabies. they splash out looks of wonder on anybody whether they merit it or not.” — Daniel Woodrell Copy Share Image
“Sandi couldn't bear to read about other people falling in love and having babies while her own arms and worms were so… — Peggy Webb Copy Share Image
“Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
A baby! I hated babies. I, who for two and a half years had been the center of a tender universe, felt… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
We know that young babies, as they become capable of moving voluntarily, will share. They will share food, for instance, with their… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
Creative new health strategies like micro-insurance for poor people or Kangaroo care for pre-term babies are transforming health outcomes in even the… — Liya Kebede Copy Share Image
Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand,… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
“Taking care a white babies, that’s what I do, along with all the cooking and the cleaning. I done raised seventeen kids… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“God save me ere I have any babies. They are grabby, clingy creatures who steal your figure and always want a ribbon… — J. Anderson Coats Copy Share Image
Babies are wonderful, important things. Having kids, even the thought of having kids, is a big emotional deal. But sometimes it can… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
“So many people think that they are not gifted because they don’t have an obvious talent that people can recognize because it… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If only we could have them back as babies today, now that we have some idea what to do with them. — Nancy Mairs Copy Share Image
“It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb shit. He… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
In between having my eldest daughter and my youngest, my husband and I lost two babies, one to a miscarriage and one… — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
“Let your children nourish their knack, for that knack shall one day provide them with the way to live with dignity and… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
How about 'anvil babies' - because that is what anchor babies are around the necks of the American taxpayer. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
My videos, the ones I produced and co-directed and came up with a treatment from scratch - those are my babies. — Sisqo Copy Share Image
The moment a child is born, The mother is also born. She never existed before. The women existed, But the mother, Never.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I see an evil person, I cannot believe that once he was an innocent and sweet baby.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I'm on Twitter, we just talk to people. I call all my Twitter followers my 'Twitter babies.' — Rozonda Thomas Copy Share Image
More women than ever are having babies at the peak of their careers. When will we stop punishing them for it? — Rebecca Traister Copy Share Image
I am thinking about those things now. More so than all my friends - they're a lot older than me, but they're… — Billie Piper Copy Share Image
“The baby's body lay in a bassinet. He was the size of a half loaf of bread, his bones light as a… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Most babies know how to win us over. We cannot help but smile at them and watch them smile back. — Madeleine M. Kunin Copy Share Image
I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting babies as young as two weeks into child care for the first year of their life, for 60 hours a week,… — Mem Fox Copy Share Image
You can't be judgmental about babies. They are all have different needs. I was left with an enduring hatred of cheese because… — Robert Winston Copy Share Image
Our babies know nothing about hate or racism. But soon they begin to learn - and only from us. — Ruby Bridges Copy Share Image
I think the 'Jaws' shark and the 'Shark Night' shark would fall in love and make sweet babies. — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because… — Jane Chen Copy Share Image
So many entrepreneurs view their companies as their babies. They micromanage, and they stall. — Kirsten Green Copy Share Image
