Awkward Quotes · Page 40

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

— Anonymous

It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

— Louis C. K

“That awkward moment when you're singing at the top of your lungs... and then you forget the lyrics”

— Nilesh Monapara

That awkward moment when you get jealous even though you have no right to be.

— Ritu Ghatourey

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

That awkward moment when you say Goodbye! to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you press CTRL + W and never knew what it did until then.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're wall raping your best friend and your parents walk into the room 0.o'

— Fingerchamp

They had me all happy, singing. It was very awkward. I think the writers are frantically planning something appropriate to honor him,…

— Kristin Chenoweth

“He looked at me with serious eyes, but not the kind that made me wonder what I’d done wrong. The kind that…

— Denise Jaden

“My hand stays out with the offered food long enough to make the moment awkward. "Don't you want it?" I ask. "That…

— Susan Ee

The world goes to sleep when it's a cold winter. All except those writers in which it naturally rains inside of them…

— Needa Muy

May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind…

— Neil Patrick Harris

Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an…

— Albert Einstein

Yeah, handsome, great big guy, seven feet tall! Name is Rick Miller - Portland, Oregon. And he started a business. Of course…

— Mitt Romney

The more freedom I allow myself as a writer to wander, become lost and go into uncertain territory - and I am…

— Nicole Krauss

The awkward moment when you get on the bus or train and you feel everyones looking at you ..

— Luis Gzz

That awkward moment when you call someone out for being fake...and they are.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you asked a question and no one responded.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you walk into a room, and by the time you get there, you forgot what it was you…

— Chinier Bennett

The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

— Eddy Sims

I came out of the womb singing, dancing, and telling awkward jokes.

— Annaleigh Ashford

I want people to treat me as normally as they can. Anybody who doesn't, I feel awkward with.

— Daniel Craig

The awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you wake up early on the weekend for no reason.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you want to scratch but you're in public

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you and the plans don't include you...

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and you end up walking in the same direction .

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you trip in front of a bunch of people...Stood up and walked away like a boss.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person likes it..

— Anonymous

My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored.

— Andrea Gibson

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else.

— Nicki

That awkward moment when someone asks where the bathroom is and then, instead, answers their mofo phone.

— Bailey Heideman

The Duplass brothers do that so well - that very simple, very horrifically awkward comedy.

— Timothy Simons

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if youre sexually active in front of your mom.

— Anonymous

There's always something that happens where I go, 'Oh, that was so awkward!'

— Pegi Young

That awkward moment when all your friends look gorgeous and your just… there.

— Ms_shy_fly

I find it very hard to believe that people would prefer an awkward picture with me than a normal conversation.

— Alison Pill

That awkward moment when you have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to figure out how to reply.

— Evan

That awkward moment when you're mad at someone, and then they make you laugh!..

— Ritu Ghatourey