She would try to relieve the pain of love by first roughly rubbing her dry lips against mine; then my darling would… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
For TV you also get those pre-interviews when researchers ask you what you're going to say. The pre-interview drives me insane. If… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
Respectfully, 'Awkward Black Girl' was never meant to be politically correct. We poke fun at ignorance. — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
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I was at an all-girls' school, so there were a lot of us who were really awkward. I was this tall when… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
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I think the easiest way not to fall for somebody or get a crush on them would be, you know, every night… — MattG124 Copy Share Image
I'm trying not to delve into my world of abstraction and self-indulgence. But I haven't. When I sit down and I try… — Spencer Krug Copy Share Image
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The girl with the long brown hair turned around. "Are you her boy friend?" she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
“It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid.” — Tahir Shah Copy Share Image
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The truth doesn't set you free, you know. It makes you feel awkward and embarrassed and defenseless and red in the face… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, and then all at once it gets awkward.… — John Green Copy Share Image
A normal adolescent is so restless and twitchy and awkward that he can mange to injure his knee--not playing soccer, not playing… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
It was awkward at times, especially at first. But I think the reality is they actually saw me with a Razorback on… — Gus Malzahn Copy Share Image
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I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
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I think everyone has their awkward phases. Growing up isn't easy for everyone. — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
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