You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you're dead. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I loved Jen Garner in Alias. I think there are similarities, but we're definitely a very different show [Nikita]. I think it's… — Lyndsy Fonseca Copy Share Image
Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up. — Edmund Rouse Copy Share Image
I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff...Basically what people want to hear is: I love… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going… — Ashly Lorenzana Copy Share Image
The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are! — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I thought, man, if you could run 100 miles, you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the f**king Buddha. Bringing peace… — Jenn Shelton Copy Share Image
You could feel the place going crazy because we hadn't been on stage together for maybe 35 years and the audience could… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her) — Aileen Wuornos Copy Share Image
For some reason California's always been where the struggle is about how much authority you can impose on people's private lives. It… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
No flip flops for black dudes. I don’t care where you at. Wear some hot ass Jordans on the beach. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Women really do pay attention to a man's glutes. A tight, compact ass is often voted even more desirable than muscular arms… — Ronnie Coleman Copy Share Image
The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with… — George Michael Copy Share Image
If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargain for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
