Ass Quotes by Joe Teti

My whole philosophy in survival is to take down brush as soon as you get in a situation.

— Joe Teti

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of…

— Joe Teti

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

— Joe Teti

It's always good to give yourself the advantage.

— Joe Teti

I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.

— Joe Teti

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

— Joe Teti

It's mistakes that get you killed

— Joe Teti

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

— Joe Teti

Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.

— Joe Teti

So far he's bringing his A-game.

— Joe Teti

You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go with it.…

— Joe Teti

It's a game changer, not a game ender.

— Joe Teti