Survival Quotes by Joe Teti

Shirts don't grow on trees.

— Joe Teti

The moon just crapped the bed.

— Joe Teti

I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.

— Joe Teti

Stay in the game and stay alive.

— Joe Teti

Dude that was bad ass.

— Joe Teti

We can navigate by looking at ant mounds.

— Joe Teti

I like the way you hustle man.

— Joe Teti

It's mistakes that get you killed

— Joe Teti

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.

— Joe Teti

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.

— Joe Teti

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

— Joe Teti

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

— Joe Teti

If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.

— Joe Teti

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.

— Joe Teti

That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.

— Joe Teti

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

— Joe Teti

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

— Joe Teti

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with…

— Joe Teti

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little…

— Joe Teti

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell…

— Joe Teti

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we…

— Joe Teti

In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training...period.

— Joe Teti

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

— Joe Teti

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.

— Joe Teti

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

— Joe Teti

So far he's bringing his A-game.

— Joe Teti

It's a game changer, not a game ender.

— Joe Teti

You know what, I'll suffer in silence.

— Joe Teti

Clear water is always suspect.

— Joe Teti

One long step there and you're gonna die.

— Joe Teti

Move with a purpose dude.

— Joe Teti

This place has a one, two knockout punch.

— Joe Teti

Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother.

— Joe Teti

#1 priority is water, water and more water.

— Joe Teti

Looking good Matt, you look like a money.

— Joe Teti

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

— Joe Teti

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

— Joe Teti

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

— Joe Teti

Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

— Joe Teti

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

— Joe Teti