Ifs Quotes by Joe Teti

If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.

— Joe Teti

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

— Joe Teti

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

— Joe Teti

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

— Joe Teti

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

— Joe Teti

We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle.

— Joe Teti

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.

— Joe Teti

You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go…

— Joe Teti

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

— Joe Teti

If you ever heard that old saying, where there's smoke there's fire; well that's a load of bull.

— Joe Teti

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

— Joe Teti

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

— Joe Teti

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big…

— Joe Teti