Survival Quotes by Joe Teti · Page 2

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.

— Joe Teti

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

— Joe Teti

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

— Joe Teti

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.

— Joe Teti

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

— Joe Teti

That's a bust your ass shot through and through.

— Joe Teti

Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.

— Joe Teti

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

— Joe Teti

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.

— Joe Teti

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.

— Joe Teti

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of…

— Joe Teti

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

— Joe Teti

This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.

— Joe Teti

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we…

— Joe Teti

In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training...period.

— Joe Teti

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little…

— Joe Teti

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

— Joe Teti

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.

— Joe Teti

Three fires is the international distress signal.

— Joe Teti

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

— Joe Teti

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.

— Joe Teti

You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.

— Joe Teti

It's always good to give yourself the advantage.

— Joe Teti

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.

— Joe Teti

Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus.

— Joe Teti

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.

— Joe Teti

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

— Joe Teti

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

— Joe Teti

Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.

— Joe Teti

Sometimes you have to take the harder course of action.

— Joe Teti

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

— Joe Teti

We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle.

— Joe Teti

It's probably one of the worst places I've been...

— Joe Teti

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

— Joe Teti

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

— Joe Teti

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

— Joe Teti

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

— Joe Teti

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

— Joe Teti

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.

— Joe Teti

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer...

— Joe Teti