The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I lay very little stress either upon asking or giving advice. Generally speaking, they who ask advice know what they wish to… — Wilhelm von Humboldt Copy Share Image
I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them. — John Lydon Copy Share Image
There's power when you call on God, you ask Him, and you invite Him into your life. God will be in your… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, sees a girl that catches his eye. Asks her if she wants another,… — Tyler Farr Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
Most likely, when you are upset for any reason, it is rare that you will want to quickly see the real cause… — Lee L Jampolsky Copy Share Image
In an examination those who do not wish to know ask questions of those who cannot tell. — Walter Alexander Raleigh Copy Share Image
The Socialists ask what is our program? Our program is to smash the heads of the Socialists. — Benito Mussolini Copy Share Image
Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Value work. But not any kind of work. Ask yourself "Is the work vital, strengthening my own character, or inspiring others, or… — Anna Robertson Brown Lindsay Copy Share Image
Ask yourself: If I can't avoid it, change it, or make it go away, what if I changed my response to it?… — Al Siebert Copy Share Image
I would have to ask the public to choose between a culture of hate or a culture of love. I am sure… — Imelda Marcos Copy Share Image
The Prime Minister, a specialist in calling in the locksmith after the horses had fled - the whole herd in fact -… — Rex Murphy Copy Share Image
We ask for happiness but what we get is unhappiness. We all put our efforts into trying to be happy but we… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
When we ask of the Lord coolly, and not fervently, we do as it were, stop His hand, and restrain Him from… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I learned the most about myself, and you ask what I learned? Well, I learned my strengths and my weaknesses, and it's… — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
The universe gives to those who ask without favor. The electric plug which connects you is desire. — Walter Russell Copy Share Image
When people ask me now if I miss coaching UCLA basketball games, the national championships, the attention, the trophies, and everything that… — John Wooden Copy Share Image
I have long believed that Israel should seek to give up the so-called Occupied Territories in return for security, and that a… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
The petition of persons under eighteen, praying that I would free all slave children, and the heading of which petition it appears… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
It is hard to be with another's pain if we cannot be with our own. Since I was a child I have… — Oriah Dreamer Copy Share Image
