“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..." "You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?" "No," said Ford, who… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The only person for whom the house was in any way special was Arthur Dent, and that was only because it happened… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When you’re young, and just emerging from the four walls of home into the wide world outside, that’s exactly when you feel… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“All right," said Ford. "How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford at all, but from a small… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“What have you done to it, Monkeyman? - he breathed. - Well, - said Arthur, - nothing in fact. It's just that… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in, as Arthur Dent could testify, having been lost in both… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Arthur Dent: What happens if I press this button? Ford Prefect: I wouldn't- Arthur Dent: Oh. Ford Prefect: What happened? Arthur Dent:… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I wonder who this ship belongs to anyway," said Arthur. "Me," said Zaphod. "No. Who it really belongs to." "Really me," insisted… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“At that moment the dull sound of a rumbling crash from outside filtered through the low murmur of the pub, through the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“This Arthur Dent," comes the cry from the furthest reaches of the galaxy, and has even now been found inscribed on a… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image